I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Hard to argue against something even a Michigan fan is capable of understanding

What I read as I skimmed through responses:

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

When he gets older, it’ll be like talking to Google Assistant in real life, because it responds to “Okay google”

I don’t know – according to Billy Haisley at Deadspin, the signing doesn’t help Barcelona move forward. On the other hand, Billy Haisley at Deadspin says the signing makes Barça “legitimate contenders, if not favorites, to win the Champions League.” Then again, others think it’s too soon to judge this signing, like…

- everyone watching him roll around on the ground

Ralph Wilson: “He’s winning but he doesn’t look like the guy who lost 4 super bowls, get rid of him”

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

Me, every time these articles/videos show up: “This is getting old.”

This is turly inspiring!

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

All good points, but Rapinoe also celebrated a goal too much, so who’s really the bad one here?

But my counter-argument is that the refs deciding the game has always been true and that was the exact reason why VAR was introduced in the first place. Actually, if you go back to any kind of discussion forums even five years ago, there’s constant complaints about how horrible refereeing has been and how that…

Neville doesn't care about the children.  An entire generation of kids had to grow up watching him try to play professional soccer. 

It would also make for great World Cup qualification as well, 8 spots total across both continents.

Are you shitting me??? That should never be VAR reviewable. If the linesman is going to be sort of a dick and call that...well..ok. But it should never go to VAR.