Considering we have a president who lost by 3 million votes, a Supreme Court with 4 of 9 Justices who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and a Congress where Democrats have received more votes in both chambers since 2012, but recently just gained power due to gerrymandering and smaller states…

Not even as one of his Power Rangers?

Enter that draft. Then just fucking mail it in for those guaranteed years. Enjoy your stress free, CTE free, baseball career.

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

Good for them both. Would that we all could be in a position to do that sorta thing for people.

Someone needs to tell bubb rubb and lil sis to get their shit right. The whistles go, “woooooo!”

I’m a Steelers fan and I’ve been loving this. Just wasted a couple of hours letting a couple of typical nut jobs on one of the Steelers sites explain to me how this is all because Bell and Brown were raised in “urban communities like the suburbs of Columbus” and that Roethlisberger was raised to take responsibility…

My son has two different kids named Tyryyyynsyn in his class.  

The American hero who didn’t want to make or buy food for the kid with the broken leg was exactly right. He is not a monster, he is a patriot.

“Tom Brady can’t catch passes, especially in big games. That’s why he went in the sixth round. Teams know what they are doing...”

The NFL is such a dangerous sport that even scouts aren’t immune to CTE.

Dan Snyder really needs to have Zach Brown banned. 

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

“It’s hard to keep on thinking that he’s going to fight for us,’’ Wolikow said.

Uh oh, if he’s not careful, that lineman might lose 1,000,000% of his game salary.

Please, please, please, please, please, please let this signal the return of Peterman.

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

Despite its flaws I genuinely enjoy this movie. I watched it recently in preparation for this article and it still hold up for the most part.

I listen to (white) Yinzers shitting all over Bell, but you can’t fault him or the club. Despite the Steelers being ruthless when it comes to their players’ contracts, the current CBA really fucks over RBs like Bell.