My Focus RS does 185, I lost my license, now I can’t drive...

Roethlisberger didn’t play in the game, so unless the steelers are employing at least two rapist QBs that’s not the case.

Barstool let out early today, I see.

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

The mascot is this pretty cool lion....waitaminute.....

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Guys....Guys....GUYS!

France saw how Portugal beat them two years ago and said “Hey, they looked like they had much more fun than us at the end. Let’s do that!” and did what they had to do to win.

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

Why do you hate the military and America?

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

When they came for the story lovers I did nothing. I did not care for DLC.

When they came for the Aestheticians I did nothing. I did not care for cosmetics.

When they came for the gamblers I did nothing. I did not care for lootboxes.

Now they are here for the achievement hunters, and there is no one here to speak for…

Speaking as a Japanese dude: the real cultural force at work here is the Japanaese concept of “Meiwaku” (causing trouble to others).

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.