There’s already something done with the title and premise to that exact T...

My Focus RS does 185, I lost my license, now I can’t drive...

Roethlisberger didn’t play in the game, so unless the steelers are employing at least two rapist QBs that’s not the case.

Barstool let out early today, I see.

I’m still shocked that we didn’t ship him out to Oklahoma the day he said that “the most important thing about barbecue is sauce.”

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

The mascot is this pretty cool lion....waitaminute.....

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Guys....Guys....GUYS!

France saw how Portugal beat them two years ago and said “Hey, they looked like they had much more fun than us at the end. Let’s do that!” and did what they had to do to win.

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

Why do you hate the military and America?

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

And this is just a piece of fabric…

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

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