France saw how Portugal beat them two years ago and said “Hey, they looked like they had much more fun than us at the end. Let’s do that!” and did what they had to do to win.

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

Why do you hate the military and America?

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

Um of course he’s not gonna say anything bad about Stalin, the guy’s right there!

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

they need to hide some Germans on their team

When they came for the story lovers I did nothing. I did not care for DLC.

When they came for the Aestheticians I did nothing. I did not care for cosmetics.

When they came for the gamblers I did nothing. I did not care for lootboxes.

Now they are here for the achievement hunters, and there is no one here to speak for…

Speaking as a Japanese dude: the real cultural force at work here is the Japanaese concept of “Meiwaku” (causing trouble to others).

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Let’s at least grant Brazil this: the Swiss are born and raised to achieve a neutral result.

In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

All part of the secret plan to help the US get by Iran in Group play!

Don’t touch them unless you’re going to hoist them.

You’ve just described every episode of Takeshi’s Castle, the greatest show to ever grace planet Earth. (You may know it as “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.”)

He was elected to lead, not to read!

FOX News: Malcolm Jenkins, pictured here kneeling during Anthem before Super Bowl LII against the Patriots,

I agree it’s got downsides but so does appointing judges for life and making them unaccountable to anyone or anything.