This wasn’t your typical soccer tangling. Ramos pulled his arms to make the tackle and then kept pulling him all the way down. This should have been a red card.

This is definitely what is happening. I can’t believe no one has mentioned this already. I have a hybrid loaner from the dealer right now, and while it’s hard for me to imagine people just stepping out of the car that is still obviously “on” even though there is no engine running, people have done stupider things.

Also…

Yeah, an often-ignored but major part of the reason this is happening is the way the NFL’s salary floor calculates. It’s a soft salary floor where spend is calculated over a 4 year period and not a yearly basis, so teams can hoard money early on in that period, and only have to meet cash spend levels in total by the…

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

Wow, Hillary Clinton is looking pretty rough these days...

Great shot, but he should be forced to wear it around his neck now.

My only claim to fame in my golf career is an albatross. I was playing a round with a college friend on a hot summer afternoon and drinking a couple beers. Up to that point in my life, I had never drank while playing golf because I played competitively and had only recently turned 21. So we get up to hole 13, which is…

If I had to guess I’d say they were under the bridge in the water.

Cool to see Might Mouse playing though :)

Great Googly Moogly.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

Even better: give him a Kinja account. The community is full of humorless twats.

And speaking of strikers from New Jersey who are missing the World Cup, I wonder what could’ve been if Giuseppe Rossi had suited up for the US and he wasn’t hurt so much. Everything seemed possible back in 2009.

It’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU like Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

Does that make Ben’s new nickname “Olive, the other reindeer”?

i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

Perhaps, soon, Andrew Luck will step up from the Nerf Turbo Screamer Football and onto a regulation NFL football. Perhaps.

I’ve watched the video, and as a fisherman I have caught a hammerhead by accident while marlin fishing, along with many other fish i have caught and released as unharmed as possible. As a rule you do not pull any fish onto the boat unless you intend to kill it, keep it and eat it. These idiots should all be charged…

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.