Still, the Bears aren't the worst landing spot.

Not sure why people think this is such a great film. It was ok if not a little boring, but not something I'd watch again.

And all this is just another reason that proves the playoff system works.

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Meanwhile as he was driving to his child's parent-teacher conference, Jay Cutler's car stalled 60 yards away from the school.

Teacher: And where is the child's father?

Love how you just calmly throw a stupid conspiracy theory in there.

1) Baby, It's Cold Outside is the best Christmas song and the fact that you ranked it 39th is criminal.

Boston Wife: Honey, they said no Pats jerseys in the courthouse.

the judge presiding over the trial has issued a ban on all NFL-related gear inside the courtroom

Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead,"

If Anthony wants really wants to be a famous NFL player he has a lot of things he needs to improve on. Fortunately for him, spelling isn't one of them.

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

Only the NFL could make me end up rooting for the guy who beat his kid.

You misspelled Siesta.

Not even Blake Bortles's mom will watch that shit.

It's rare to see a preseason game this late in the year.

We know what happens next.

+5/8