And just like rec league softball, the counts starts 1-1 in extra innings.

So Ryse, with Vikings, got it.

Assuming they beat Ecuador, they would then play Argentina.

Uruguay is like the England of South America. We won something in 1930! We couldn’t possibly have been outplayed by Mexico. I know, let’s make some shit up since Suarez is stuck on the bench.

nice!

Umm, did you watch the video? They wind up in ditches.

Observation: There’s a lot of David Luiz in these Ben Arfa highlights. I have to agree with others that it definitely diminishes these as highlights.

Did you mean East of California? I’m pretty sure we all know that everything becomes a floppy mess in the ocean.

yeah, don’t count on Twitter to help anyone but themselves: http://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-sent-a…

What an O’Toole.

#BankruptBaylor
#Sic’Em

Offsides in soccer or hockey is pretty easy to explain. Try explaining what a catch is in American football or holding.

I’m pretty sure it’s Zlatan, like 2 years ago: http://screamer.deadspin.com/that-one-time-…

The Netflix Season 4 of Arrested Development isn’t as funny, but you definitely have to watch through all of them to get what’s going on. It’s still re-watchable like the original 3 seasons, where you catch something new each time you watch. Season 4 just doesn’t flow as well. Because of the actors’ schedules for…

Yeah, this is always my favorite wrong-way curler. Because it was a free kick they had all the replay angles just right.

I love Maximum Homerdrive!

Your hashtag made me re-think about how I was thinking earlier ( I promise I was not high then nor at this moment) about how everyone adds “gate” to the end of a tagline about a scandal.

I actually like this one and thought it was pretty creative.

This post is especially funny 2 days after Jalopnik promoted a Youtube video by an “influencer” in another post.

1. Getting hit by a bus