In fairness that’s because unless you pay for your car alone to be shipped across country they are going to pick up yours then drive to all of the locations roughly proximate to you where other people have cars needing to be transported to fill up the transporter before starting on the main leg of the journey, then…

That’s literally what this is. Next comment

Car shipping services have, in general, some of the worst ratings I’ve seen online.

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Is it weird that the voice in my head when I read this was Alec Baldwin’s Trump impersonation from SNL? That’s weird right?

No one tell him about the Pegasus.

I wish she should have countered, “Well, you beat us up on price to make it cheaper so the invisibility module had to be scrapped to lower the price to what you wanted it to be.”

Someone better tell the Klingons! I hear they are testing one that doesn’t need decloaking when firing...

To be fair, it’s not like there is much to say. Do you want them to spell out that the F-35 is not, in fact, invisible, and that it reflects light just like most other objects in the known universe? That our president is a complete and utter moron, doesn’t understand the basic workings of our world let alone the…

You know, I will totally backtrack all my criticism of the cost and reliability of the F-35 if it turns out to be completely invisible.

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

You can’t outrun the radio.

I must say, if you’d asked me to guess what sort of car Jesus would drive, a Hellcat wouldn’t have come high on my list.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Jesus took the wheel, and apparently didn’t do that great a job of it.

It’s a real person’s name! If it were just some random German word, you’d have every right to go nuts, but it’s not. You’re mispronouncing a real person’s name.

This is how I say it.

it’s parsh

I don’t trust anyone from Northern California on matters of pronunciation.