The “don’t pump with the engine running” has always been about thieves driving away before paying for their gas, before the age of everyone having prepaid or credit card pumps.

I just divide it up into Ziploc bags, flattened out as much as possible. Flat meat thaws very quickly, or can be thrown straight into the skillet on medium low. As it thaws out, turn the heat back up to medium.

Some of us can handle doing more than one thing at a time.

“Third, cell phone and refueling”

The ice container behind the bar wasn’t the problem. That got burned and cleaned every night. But the ice itself came from the maker in the kitchen. THAT was where the mold would grow. Not in the bin either, like up there in the machinery. No scaremongering at all.

Every bar I ever worked at (including dive bars) we burned the ice and cleaned the ice container (? my mind is blanking, but the insulated metal shit that ice is kept in) every single night.

Eh...build up your immunity! If we are too sanitary a sneeze from a Malasian guy will wipe out 1/2 of the US population.

Outback steakhouse still actually carries fresh meat. Cleanliness varies by location

Our office has a food service sales team sharing the kitchen. One sales rep has a huge pot that he uses to thaw meat products prior to a sales presentation. He cleans it religiously and is very careful about proper handling of food.

In terms of food safety, this is a good thing.

Every JJ’s I’ve been in has both looked and smelled clean, so good to know my trust is well-founded.

You mean to tell me Taco Bell doesn’t serve freshly diced and seasoned kobe beef?

It’s Taco Bell. I’ve always *assumed* the meats and such were precooked.

I have bad news for you....

I was laughing already, but the ending had me in tears

Christ, the mental hoops people are jumping through. The IOC should look into adding it as an event for the next Summer Olympics.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

I get 30 minutes for lunch. I live 30 minutes from my house. Fuck you.

I get 30 minutes for lunch. I live 30 minutes from my house. Fuck you.

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This is a totally valid point. He really could just park the thing on his lawn. I think the HOA would still give him shit, but he’d be in a stronger position to defend himself. Perhaps literally.