Bizarre. I have a full beard and have had it most of my life. It is uncomfortable and a pain. The only reason I keep it, is it is far easier than shaving it. I gave up in college when I was shaving twice a day to keep up with it.

"wear my bear"

Kinda wish hipsters didn't grow beards so I could wear my bear without being labeled a hipster... /proud Canadian

Massive amounts of scrolling. Ugh. So much scrolling.....

Well, the entire point of an Alfa is ignoring everything because it looks and (occasionally) drives like an Alfa. Hopefully the car will do both, so it sounds like a good plan. Whether the latter instead being (usually) and it staying in one piece makes it less appealing remains to be seen.

I think this looks better that the original

Damn shame. Now waiting for the Ferrari jokes, which amazingly some people still find funny.

Yeah I've never seen it ITP. And very few in Marietta. Only out in the boondocks where I guess you feel you can have this without your car being keyed when you park it somewhere.

I want to marry the kind of girl who's like "A ring and you got us a free XBox One? Of course I'll marry you!"

Depends on the ring. Get the right one and it's kind of like having the longer drop shield on your Titan...

Orlove, and all the Jalopnik staffers, are more than welcome to come down here at any time and drive the F. They've made me similar promises. For instance, Matt says I am welcome to join him in New York whenever I want and we'll ride the subway.

New article premise, "How much booze can you smuggle across state lines in a Ferrari 360?"

But the US public transit isnt up to snuff if we treated driving as a privilege again and not a right of passage. Something everyone is expected and required to do.

the problem is, while your technology preventing an accident, will cause another one with a vehicle that doesnt have it.

Stop mandating idiot devices and fix the problem of undereducated and trained driver in the US?

I forsee the cops loving this. Put a concealed beacon next to the road and picking up every vehicles speed, heading and what not. Then having troopers sitting up the road ready to pull you over.

To other readers: note the Audi emblem in the avatar.

Hm. I was totally on board with that widebody till you reminded me what the original looks like. I like that better.