Someone from Jez is going to see and review this right? Just don't force Mark to do it because lord knows he's been put through enough.

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

ITS REDNECK JESUS.

Maybe she's wearing a sex swing "to go".

Kim stole Liberace's robe.

From the Rent-A-Swag "Resort Ringbearer 2015" Collection

I know you're all here to see Billy Ray Cyrus.

Is this an ass-bra?

Oh I looked up his "chilli" recipe. It's got carrots, celery, and chickpeas in it, and he recommends serving it over basmati rice.

No, don't you see? He's adding to the magic. Because a bee vacuum could go in reverse. In a tense situation, the beekeeper throws the switch... and has a bee bee gun.

Bees are regularly transported for agriculture. They pollinate. The farmer basically rents some beehives during the appropriate time for their crop. The cranberry bogs behind my house bring in a few hives every summer to maximize pollination and thus maximize their berry crop.

anus.

What is next?

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.

Standgebläse

SITZPINKLER. Germans have the best swears. My friend told me about a German word (I am not even going to attempt to remember or spell it because I will just embarrass myself.) It means "stand-blower" aka "You're so short, you could give someone a blow job while standing up."

Oh my gosh. I just recently got a questionnaire from Gabi about what I'm looking for in a plus size line. That statement from Target directly references items in the questionnaire and is along the lines of some of my responses. This bodes well for getting what we really want from a plus-size line.

How about just eat?

thats awesome. Marriage shouldn't be a life goal. It should be what you do if you find someone you actually want to marry.