This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

It's the result of Kim's fake eyelashes falling off and becoming sentient.

If you have to create multiple fake accounts to make a point, chances are your point is fucking awful.

I always find this kind of advice puzzling because most divorces are initiated by women. Shouldn't the husbands be the ones adjusting their daily diet to keep their wives at home?

My favorite part of this clip is at the end: "I can't bump arms in this coat!" Makes me feel better about when I am strangled by my own clothes because armholes are cut for baby orangutans with skinny limbs. Stars! They're just like us!

I actually REALLY want to see this. I've done solo camping (not eleventymillion miles though), and I'm happy to see a movie with a woman doing it. Because yeah, so many dude stories out there.

Thousands of men on the internet. Thousands. Of men. On the internet.

CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

Speaking as someone who watched both of their parents die from cancer — one at 62, one at 68 — I completely agree. There is absolutely no way I'm going through that, and the fact that we won't extend the same grace to our suffering fellow humans that we grant to our suffering pets is just fucking revolting.

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

See, at Jets games, a beer soaked baby is an unfortunate accident. At Raiders games, it's a menu item.

A million bonus points to her for filming this is landscape mode.

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…

All it takes is one unhinged person to kill someone. That her home address was published makes it materially easier for that to happen, which was the intent of publishing it — to terrorize women into keeping silent through threats of violence towards them. "We know where you live," it says. Can you tell the…

In other interesting news: doctors are beginning trials for an Ebola vaccine in West Africa (there are a few others taking place in Canada and the U.S.) As the New York Times has reported, vaccines for Ebola have "stalled" partially because "drug companies have resisted spending the enormous sums needed to develop…

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Does she get her hats from the Alexis Carrington-Colby collection??

Yeah, that's terribly confusing language. "Tax return" is not synonymous with "refund," as you still have to file a return if you owe taxes at the end of the year. I thought the article was suggesting that the lady filed a tax return reporting adjusted gross income of $94 million, which wouldn't be super…