I want to know what she put in that bath that made her go wwhhrrggrrbblll all over.

DO YOU GET FREE PERIOD DAYS????

You see Theon's schlong in Season 1 and it's not bad...but I'm hoping we won't be seeing much more of it.

Yep.

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

Was it ever mentioned in the show if Oberyn is a warrior? All I remember is that he's a master of poisons. Either way, dis gon be good. I started cracking up and played that Sansa slap scene at least three times last night on hbogo too, that was amazing. Almost as amazing as the moon door shove. I kinda feel like Lord…

I was v. disappointed that we did not see any schlong in the scene with Dany and then in the very next scene, there were titties galore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DEMAND EQUALITY

This stuff annoys me. I'm her age. And like her, I was blessed with far-below-average-wrinklage (my older sisters and I regularly thank our pop for that). I've met people 10 years younger who have loads more wrinks. It's the luck of the draw (though hard livin / chain smokin / overexposure to sun can have some…

I don't see a man child here. I see an old dirty sock.

sisqo fans are the real victim in all of this

GO GO Flatzilla! WOOOooooo!

Because they need to publish at least 80,000 more Solange Elevatorgate stories. Or at least until they hit the Beyking point.

FLATIZZA IS AN ANAGRAM OF ILLUMINATI #STAYWOKE

I have been waiting for this post just so I can gush over this entire getup Blake has going on. The shoes, the dress, the hair, the makeup, the EARRINGS (they're so amazing up close). She nails it IMO. I think if the hair had been in more of a classic updo it would have looked less unique. It was my favorite look of…

From Ms. Brumfitt's blog:

I wish there was a more realistic expectation about postnatal bodies. They get soft and there are stretch marks, and things sag that didn't sag before. Breastfeeding can do a number on boobs. Fat shifts around, and all of the prepregnancy clothes don't fit well anymore, even if the mother in question is several pounds…

Thank you x1 million for this, Phoenix. Its been a rough few months for me - despite my efforts, I have gained a fair amount of weight so far in this, my first pregnancy. All the body acceptance I thought I had went out the window as my body has become almost unrecognizable. I quit running at the beginning of this…

I WILL NEVER TELL OR THIS MONSTER CAT WILL LITERALLY EAT MY FACE OFF IN THE NIGHT.