"he got cold cocked in the mouth." Tee hee.

Here's your cure:

Just want to leave this here.

Yep. They're called Safe Havens. Hospitals have the signs posted at the entrances. No questions, no prosecution.

Not sure if it's attaching, but I made a rainbow baby blanket for grandson #2, and am finishing up a larger version for the now big brother. The older boy drags his baby blanket with him, so he has good taste in knitting.

I had this exact conversation with my co-worker Ted this morning. I hit every single one on the list. Suh-weet!

This is how this reads to me

YUP. And not former. ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

We are Russian.

I loved it, except for "I will answer injustice with JUSTICE." That just seemed unnecessarily trite and uncreative for a show that is capable of such excellent dialogue normally.

Social worker PSA:

Really! Giggling over penises is so highschool. We're big girls now.

Oh, so that's why they're always tearing my underwear off so fast!

I'm sorry, but the word COCKSOX will always make me giggle. No matter how hot the rest of that jock strap is, that band is not sexy. It's just silly. If I was wearing underpants with a band that said VAG-BAG in giant letters around my waist, nobody would think that was sexy either.

I am a huge fan of men in sexy and/or stupid underwear! A guy in candy-cane-striped boxer shorts & combat boots never gets kicked out of this cavegirl's cave. Thongs, wiener-underwires, tan-through mesh, bikinis, briefs, boxers, boxer-briefs, novelties with little music-playing chips embedded in the hotspots— bring…

I've said this before, but I will repeat it. There's something really nice about having someone wear something sexy for you, and putting you in the position to look at them. It's kind of intimate and nice, and it makes me feel catered to. This person wants me to look at them, and wants to frame their body in a…

The sexiest thing I've ever worn for my wife... maybe.

This story and your username are wildly inconsistent.

Okay, everyone's talking about Lily Allen, and that's very important, but I'm trying to scrounge up an outfit and get my brother to walk around arm-in-arm with me dressed like this: