This somehow feels relevant.

I see, it was the speedometer. My bad. Even then, he was clearly slowing down. Use your own judgement on when he lifted.

I watched the video a few times. It seems like he broke loose exactly the same time he let off the gas. The tachometer is visible thru-out the video. I may be wrong. If so, no worries.

Thunderdome reference.

From the Baron Walrus?

More topics like this please.

My point was that the key in the picture would work in a GM car of the era. I have a 2002 Malibu with identical keys to both photos. The spare made at Walmart looks like what was in automotive news, the original looks like the one on jalopnik. Did they actually go to the impound lot or scrap yard and remove the…

I am still misreading it. Is the key in the original article not able to turn the ignition in the car that crashed? Or is it because it was a spare made at Walmart?

Nvm. The semantics in this are puerile.

I’ve heard. There is also a laser tag, bowling, and arcade center coming soon off of 59 and Townsend behind the new Costco.

So you live off of 494, 1314, or 1485?

I replaced a fuel pump on a buddies old Taurus that used to stay in one of the trailers behind the dollar store. I’m not sure what surprises me the least. The 200lb 12 year old vaping in public. The stang-a-lang fiasco. Dr. Girlfriend mething out on the drunk chicks. Or how bad the pizza from that Pizza Hut is.

I was huge Misfits fan since season one. After they put her in it.... Rudy was the only reason worth staying. They picked up on Rudy being awesome incarnate, but not her fucking up Agents of Shield. Ugh.

Fabio would not be pleased.

I’m a bit disappointed that Crystalis isn’t on the list.

At first I thought that this was being exaggerated. There can only be so many different layouts for firearms in this universe. Then after reading the Reddit thread. Nah, this guy needs to tell the Djinn from Wishmaster that he wants to go fuck himself. Just like this.

Is there anyway to get the original video poster to send the raw version of the video to someone who can if possible render it at a high resolution? Facebook video is worse then Hooli chat.

Houston PD...

Derped the post, then tried to edit but it wouldn’t save. Delete if you have the power.

You’re the hero that Jalopnik needs. Well done sir.