Is it bad that every time I read this, it is in Hamills voice?

My point was that the key in the picture would work in a GM car of the era. I have a 2002 Malibu with identical keys to both photos. The spare made at Walmart looks like what was in automotive news, the original looks like the one on jalopnik. Did they actually go to the impound lot or scrap yard and remove the…

Wasn’t he in Doom $? I mean Doom 4. I mean Doom.

I am still misreading it. Is the key in the original article not able to turn the ignition in the car that crashed? Or is it because it was a spare made at Walmart?

Nvm. The semantics in this are puerile.

The rest of the saber is covered in reflective metal tape. They wear a fog machine known as the juicer mini in a fanny pack. Problem solved. Sort of. Not really. I digress.

Taking this Birdman shit to the next level is he? Beetlejuice 2 better not disappoint. Or else someones gonna have to call shenanigans on him.

Yes, go on.

Migi?

I just about died when I saw Tom Servo.

I’ve heard. There is also a laser tag, bowling, and arcade center coming soon off of 59 and Townsend behind the new Costco.

So you live off of 494, 1314, or 1485?

I replaced a fuel pump on a buddies old Taurus that used to stay in one of the trailers behind the dollar store. I’m not sure what surprises me the least. The 200lb 12 year old vaping in public. The stang-a-lang fiasco. Dr. Girlfriend mething out on the drunk chicks. Or how bad the pizza from that Pizza Hut is.

My wife and I loved the shit out of Darkmatter. Which mind you, brought back First Waves Joshua. I haven’t watched Killjoys yet. We tried Z Nation. We couldn’t get through it for the same reason as, The Man in High Castle. I’ll let you guess who/why that was. We are caught up on W/D. The Expanse we have not tried…

I was huge Misfits fan since season one. After they put her in it.... Rudy was the only reason worth staying. They picked up on Rudy being awesome incarnate, but not her fucking up Agents of Shield. Ugh.

Why. Why is this so good still. I was there when it was new. Still love it, in it’s Netflix form. When Pitch Black was new, Aeryn Sun was still hot. That, along with the other shows. Was when Sci-Fi peaked. Invisible Man, Brimstone, First Wave, Lexx. Even though half of them were picked up from other networks. Put…

Go on. Kill her. Then we’ll have pizza and margarita shooters. Do it. Do it.

Smooth McGroove. We need more of him. Also, why is this Sploid and not Kotaku? Anyways. Now I am Smooth McGrooven. Lets start with Guiles theme, then move on.

Where is that grammar nazi that likes to troll all the good posts? TF04 your services are needed.

Fabio would not be pleased.