I am still misreading it. Is the key in the original article not able to turn the ignition in the car that crashed? Or is it because it was a spare made at Walmart?

Nvm. The semantics in this are puerile.

I’ve heard. There is also a laser tag, bowling, and arcade center coming soon off of 59 and Townsend behind the new Costco.

So you live off of 494, 1314, or 1485?

I replaced a fuel pump on a buddies old Taurus that used to stay in one of the trailers behind the dollar store. I’m not sure what surprises me the least. The 200lb 12 year old vaping in public. The stang-a-lang fiasco. Dr. Girlfriend mething out on the drunk chicks. Or how bad the pizza from that Pizza Hut is.

I was huge Misfits fan since season one. After they put her in it.... Rudy was the only reason worth staying. They picked up on Rudy being awesome incarnate, but not her fucking up Agents of Shield. Ugh.

Fabio would not be pleased.

I’m a bit disappointed that Crystalis isn’t on the list.

At first I thought that this was being exaggerated. There can only be so many different layouts for firearms in this universe. Then after reading the Reddit thread. Nah, this guy needs to tell the Djinn from Wishmaster that he wants to go fuck himself. Just like this.

Is there anyway to get the original video poster to send the raw version of the video to someone who can if possible render it at a high resolution? Facebook video is worse then Hooli chat.

Houston PD...

Derped the post, then tried to edit but it wouldn’t save. Delete if you have the power.

You’re the hero that Jalopnik needs. Well done sir.

Reason? To turbo diesel swap it. Name it Deimos. Silly, I know. Just a silly dream.

Nova -78

Don’t feel bad. This reply though late to the post, sees what you did there. If I wanted to, I could spend an hour and a few phone calls to go purchase at least 5 kinds of illegal drugs. Though I abstain from them, I know that I could. If all firearms were “illegal”, without a doubt I could do the same with them. Meh.…

I had a long, well thought out reply. Then I deleted it and wrote this.

The mind boggles. I haven’t found a picture of these drugs yet. Those are some high dollar pistols though. The Mossberg 500 and AR15 have a few hundreds in mods too. I am surprised they all made to the pictures. I wouldn’t be surprised if they will either be auctioned off, or taken home by whomever called dibs.

Holy shit, that is Ron Perlman!

I came for this. Am not disappointed.