Sooo... communication is key?

The 72 hour waiting period cannot include weekends, men really need to think about the risks of taking ED pills. No one’s trying to restrict access to Viagra, this is all about men’s health!

What lie? This pamphlet right here notes that there is a 95.7% chance your penis will fall off if you use ED meds. Pamphlets don't lie!

And make sure they have to drive 3 hours, preferably to another state, in order to see a doctor who will, by state mandate, lie to them.

If it's real, legitimate impotence the male body has a way of preventing it on its own. Anything else and they must have allowed it or enjoyed it, so no need to provide medication.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

Same! But won’t it be a conflict of interest when President Michelle Obama appoints him in 2025?

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

Dude, don't. She picked your dick, and if she test drove it before then rest easy she was satisfied by its status. Just like guys have varying length women have varying depth.

I was already just clinging to life with this comment. But “pet a cat backwards” produced this gem.

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

My vagina hurts just looking at this picture. Like, I would need an ice pack and some ibuprofen.

I’m confused. Does that mean eat her pussy like she’s really old or like, the last supper, she just got finished with a Passover Seder and is probably really exhausted and drunk?

As a penis- haver, I’m going out on a limb (or a baby’s arm clutching an apple, as it were) and say that is not a real dick.

That right there is why you derve a $5000 purse.

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.