"I'd say glue some googly eyes on the tampon and make a ghost, but it's November and ain't nobody got time for that."

This kitty is the queen bitch. Mad respect.

I think the lack of coordination might be the cutest part.

i would bang either tom or loki, please.

this is hilarious and of course portland.

i KNEW there was a reason i wanted to watch Grimm!

i totally don't hate this.

I have no idea who Caroline Boyer is, but her top is McQueen. http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/alexander-mc…

This thread is my lifeblood right now. #realtalk

+10000 internets for using Cookie Monster

I got the same thing when I got my septum pierced! And the same answer!

Could definitely be Amish or Mennonite.