not quite fine jewelry, but still... KERMIT!

regardless, those babies are CUTE!

Took me a second to realize that the association's acronym is "WHOA", and that it wasn't deadspin commentary ;)

Doesn't bode well for Bob's cause when even his wife knows it ain't worth anyone's time to bother with this shit.

I'm with ya dude. Chris was quite professional, when clearly Bob cannot fathom that the world doesn't revolve around his ranting. Or his driveway.

Poignant Theater, indeed.

I've been to an all-you-can-eat orioles game. It was amazing.

Makes sense, I mean because us Jews are all so rich and stuff. And also the cause of the recession... So... Umm... Gotta go wash my horns...

WUT. does not compute.

Your husband doesn't want to bang? Your fault.

Excuse me while I masterbate to her ankles.

Her son officially hates her.

OR PARROT CAGE LINER!

Are the parents from Scarsdale by any chance? I think I know them too. (Yet another reason I left Westchester)

be glad you ran away from that one. He sounds like a real WINNAR.

Oh damn! That's vintage right there.

wait a minute. her last name is Flanders. are we SURE she's not trolling us?

did anyone ask where your horns were? it hasn't happened to me personally, but a good friend's mother when they were living in Texas. and this was within the last decade.

hahaha, i love it! my dad works in IT and has some GREAT stories.

i would watch that on repeat at LEAST 24 times.