i would rather watch YOUR dog take a shit than watch Girls. not even my own dog.

i dont know who most of the people are, but i'm ok with that.

WHERE IS THAT UNICORN ONESIE FROM I NEED IT

i guess he's never heard of craigslist missed connections?

+1 (thanks for explaining this to all the white folks)

I keep imagining him working the burger station at McDs, flipping hamburger rolls and mourning his useless degree and complete lack of talent!

It's taking an embarrassing amount of willpower not to troll this kid so hard.

Re: his first paragraph about what leggings were "meant" for - he obviously never took a costume history course. Too many wimins in those classes.