This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a crusty sock and a silent orgasm so mom won’t hear.

It’s Jill Stein’s 2020 platform.

“Getting arrested purely for making videogame cheats sounds like a Utopian dream that we should not be celebrating.”

Asking for consent would be the worst way to role-play an evil emperor.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

He catches 30 Passimian. Y’all are gonna be WAY confused when there’s a rugby episode in the future.

Just imagining the Twilight Imperium one. 

This is the reason I dislike people berating Microsoft for few exclusives on the Xbox, when the main reason there aren’t platform exclusives is because Microsoft is trying to bridge together the PC and Xbox communities, which I think it’s an amazing thing to do.

Everyone who uses Meepo as a main uses that macro. It’s why he’s popular in pub games for a good old 2k+ damage burst with poof, but you never really see him in tournaments were you actually are checked out on your macro usage.

And you guys are gonna give Trump 4 more years. Mark my words.

Considering SHS has a brother who once butchered a dog at Boy Scout camp, saying she treats Trump like family isn’t an unusually huge endorsement.

I dunno. You ask her dad about it, he blocks you on Twitter.

I have read some of your other deservedly gray discussions yet you are also correct here.

This isn’t even close to her worst look.

I’m having a bit of trouble believing Sarah isn’t down with family separation. I think someone just realized the ship is sinking and is trying to boost their public profile for the inevitable soft landing as a Fox News contributor.

If you think the seven dead guys who rule the world are the good guys, sure.

“...just get in the damn robot.”

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.