This is the only game showed for the Wii-U today that made me facepalm. Looks like a game that should of been made in 2005.

Happiness is welcome! Carry on.

This is a potential untapped market! We could be rich... RICH I tell you!

Dammit, it's too early - I read that as 'pornstar' and automatically clicked the story since apparently my 14 year old self is still in charge this early in the morning.

I am disappoint.

Also dude, seriously, just like... send them to a college campus or something. Pretty sure the students there would eat them.

Well, the Japanese football team is nicknamed the 'Blue Samurai', hence the outfit.

I'm no perfume expert, but that scent seems...complex! Priced at 5,400 yen (US$53), the fragrance will be out this November in Japan. No word about a Western release.

Easily more entertaining than anything at E3.

You seem to be unable to comprehend the fact that they were not letters... The whole narration was a soliloquy... by the dog.

Yeah well I cant exactly fire crossbows at a dragon in real life. I go out quite often but this still seems fun to me.

And that's what GOG Galaxy is about. OPTIONS.

You say Black Butler I say Black butler.

Is it awkward for a dude to want these?? :-\

Priced at 1,620 yen (US$15.84) each, there are Sailor Moon Spiral Heart Moonrod chopsticks, Sailor Uranus Liprod chopsticks, and Sailor Neptune Liprod chopsticks. In Sailor Moon, these rods are used by the characters to transform, so perhaps, these chopsticks will help you transform into I-don't-know-what exactly.…

It's cute that you're still trying when you're clearly incapable of being clever.

Ah, thats better.

Charmander's a grade-A asshole... eh?

Last year, it was Zoids 30th Annyversary. As per usual, Takara-TOMY did a rather poor job with it, and then dropped everything for Transformers....

Using Michael bay models on a transformers anniversary is lame...