So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

The gif that immediately comes to mind:

I’m being told to end my own life by users Mental Iceberg and Tobes the Dog and nobody here is doing anything to stop them.

Isn’t this movie about a family trying to reunite?

If only we could get him to only watch kids movies, and stop issuing executive orders.

This is perfectly normal behavior. He has every reason to fear being pushed down the stairs. There’s a big line of people waiting for the chance. And I am one of them

Being afraid of stairs and doorways is CLASSIC, well-documented dementia behavior.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Don’t be silly.

Yup, but I’m going to buy it because I’m a sucker and I need my new 3D Mario. I hate myself for this fact because everything but Mario, Splatoon 2, and Zelda just looked dull as Hell or flat out bad. When they said “Holiday 2017" for Mario, I was stunned they were fucking it all up again.

Focusing on gimmicky shit w/ the controllers - again.
Super Mario not being a launch title.
An apparent complete and utter lack of any worthwhile launch titles other than Zelda.

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

I think it’s weird that so many of the screen shots were included in the article here. . . but not what is, perhaps, the most damning one.

I have no idea who this woman is but she seems terrible.

Ummm no. Not really.

Buzzfeed, Teen Vogue & Cosmo are hard hitting journalistic outlets now. Let that sink in.

I miss hanging up on my asshole boyfriend by slapping my Moto Razr flip phone as hard as I could.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....