I keep hearing people say "Well, I don't even make $15! Why should fry cooks ask for it when I don't even get it for my job?"

This commercial must be made of allergens and dust that are beaming directly into my eyes.

Silly Colbert. Everyone knows the most efficient way for the GOP to fix its woman problem is to revoke the whole women-can-vote-now thing.

I have to watch my wine intake during this show. I tried to keep Olivia's pace once and woke up under the coffee table...

Cyrus begins to cry.

To be clear, this comment probably wouldn't be in response to yours if it didn't accompany the whole "finally finishes" part of the original article. I can't stand Spencer Pratt, but there are a whole host of reasons people don't finish college "on time." It took me 9 years to get my undergrad in Power, Community, and…

WHAT THE HUCK?!

Good on old Flesh Beard for finally finishing. It took me 7 years to get a BA. Then I went back four years later and got a teaching credential. Now, at the tender age of 33, I am a newbie teacher. There was an article in my local newspaper about a man who started as a janitor at an elementary school, he and worked…

I date black women and I would gladly marry one if I found the right one. But I do agree that a lot of the searches are probably coming from people who fetishize black women but also don't feel they are marriage material. Although it is tricky here, because in part Porn is an industry of objectification used by people…

It really bothers me that Ebony is a common search. We aren't marriage material and we are the last to be contacted on dating websites but people sure love to jack off to images of us being fucked and objectified and all that jazz.

6 grad school applications at $75 a pop. Nothing says self-love like investing in my future, right? Right?? WHAT HAVE I DONE

Point #3: When you are all done and ready to sleep, don't get stuck on the side of the bed farthest from the wall.

I mean, sure it's cute and all, and granted I'm not a parent... but seriously, you didn't want to wipe the snot off her face before capturing this moment? Really?

threesomes can be quite boring.

I ordered my wedding dress! I ordered my wedding dress!

Oh I hate that shit. "You just violated round code, dude."

I am grateful that my ex's are ex's.

you can watch the whole thing online (bc it aired first in australia) for free. i just watched a few episodes, and it seems a bit like if gossip girl, the office (format), and mean girls had a baby in drag...in other words, it's funny, but you're not missing anything you haven't already seen.

Dang it I was totally going to post this. I love you for posting it first and being my digital bestie for the day. <3