I can just imagine the smell.

What’s next? Jelly sandals?

To say I don’t like the guy is an understatement, so I’m not trying to stick up for him... but if I was super old like he was, I might be scared of steps too. And honestly? He’s right to think that a few million people want to push him. Not me, of course. I just want him to retire to Florida and leave our country…

Didn’t Ivanka and some of his grandchildren move down?

$40,000 or $400,000? Either way, that’s a lot more money than I have access to right. Is.

Girl. The worst is that I’ve already started thinking of ways to spend the check after this check.

LOL! I like conflating her reality with mine. Makes me feel good about myself on a cold Wednesday evening.

Right? I figure she’d have a driver or some expensive car service to take her home from happy hour with her coworkers on pay day.

Funny how your comment against racism brought out some pretty racist remarks. Great job, world. (Sarcasm). Keep preaching, Marillenbaum. (No sarcasm and definitely no shade.)

That's basically what the medical degree that I've obtained from watching Breaking Bad has taught me. It doesn't truly go away.

The T. J. Eckleburg of our time and place. Thanks for watching over us.

This article makes me think of Serena’s legs on the cover of Sports Illustrated for winning Sportsperson of the year and of all the dumb subsequent articles that critique her for her body instead of giving her accolades for her accomplishments. Perhaps she’d be sexier if she limited herself to 10 mins of light…

Gotta watch the Hallmark Christmas movies. They are my favorite.

Honestly, I expected them to be less harsh towards Josh. I was surprised by each of their public criticisms of him.

Lol!!! This post was informative, but more importantly it was entertaining. I’m going to forever refer to pooping as “relaxation” now. It just makes sense.

This is a joke, right?

My ex called me a month before his wedding to tell me that he’ll always love me and to say “oh yeah, I’m getting married.” He said he did it because we might run into each other, but we live in different states most of the year. He also said he wanted to tell me face to face... No thanks.

I keep thinking about the girl’s time at Journey to the Heart. Do you remember there’s a video or something of Jana saying she went because she had problems with certain family members? She means her brother.

He did go to ALERT training. And the girls went to Journey of the Heart camp or whatever. I bet that counted as their “counseling.” Morality training.

Right?! More of this stuff please!!