It’s a jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand

*Villain.

Horsepower TV
Trucks
etc. Used to be on TNN, now it’s “SPIKE” for whatever reason. Some weekends if you’re up early enough, you can catch some of these shows between 7hr groupings of MMA Drama and Bar Rescue reruns. They go by different names now. But still pretty good. I’d even go as far to say, what a car show should…

Jeep has Trail-rated, Isuzu has Stream-rated.

This pre roll over pic of the Trooper is more honest than the pleasant looking streams.

Could be a Phaeton.

Lord help me, I loved these things. Had an ‘89 and then a ‘96 in succession. Couldn’t tow more than a small rowboat, but they would take me anywhere I wanted, right up until their drivetrains each shit the bed 15 years into their respective lives.

You sure it was last night mate?

looks like he was playing my mixtape

Man, I fucking loved the nineties.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Saturn SC (in teal, of course):

Take your pick. Bonus points if it’s teal.

Iron block. IRON.

Ford Probe. Full stop.

Countless grammatical errors? It must be Jalopnik.

Whenever I see that I think of the black water buffalos I see in Asia... being led by farmers tilling the rice paddies (metal ring through the nose, etc). That and it looks like nose goblin trying to make a break for it.

I live in Austin and these fvcking nose rings are everywhere. WTF is wrong with you kids these days!!!!!!!!

What they left out was that it actually flipped over due to suspension failure, not the PIT maneuver.

Who is this “Jalopnik eBook” guy, I’ve never heard of him before. New editor after Travis left?

No, this is like the opposite of retro.