What about the Chrysler 300 John Varvatos edition? Hey, lets name a special edition of a car after a designer with no notable characteristics, who hasn't done much in over 10 years.

As a rotary driver.... oil. DO NOT FORGET TO CHECK YOUR OIL LEVELS! (Or any other car that burns oil regularly).

Fire. Do not ignore when your car is on fire.

I've got this hagwalah on my car that I've been ignoring...is that dangerous?

The dead body in the trunk

Good grief. Who the hell complained that the page was too sparse? Agoraphobics? Don't listen to them, they're nuts! You're right though, this is a "dense" solution.

so a Camry GT-Four with a transverse 2JZ and AWD somehow and 6 speed manual.

Troll Bait!!!

I have no idea what you're talking about. *cough* ferrari excuse to sell ~75 more enzos *cough* ;)

I have yet to figure out ANY use for this thing.

*cough* maserati *cough*

And, more importantly, where can I buy said coffee cup!!

Wherever you go. Everyones a gearhead. Also whoever the fuck Kami is that person/place is fucking awesome. Would take my car there anyday.

Two secondary points:

That guy who won the Powerball should buy it and import it.

Neutral - Does this count? Cadillac ATS - massive cult following and it's been released for less than a year:

Crack pipe <<=====|==M==>> Nice Price

Rare
Fast
Practical
Good condition
Seemingly professionally done
And you can sell the stupid Yakima trend-rack to your local VW stancetard

ASSUMING it's relatively rust free...NP