It's hard for me to stress how much of a brain-twister this is. I could afford that RX-7. Me, some dickhead blogger. George RR Martin wrote Game of Thrones, whereas I wrote, uh, about a Russian guy crashing into a pair of cows having sex. And yet we could both drive the same car.

The brakes are eye poppingly good. Technically there is nothing wrong with them at all, but they leave you wanting. Kind of like those mini muffins that were all the rage with the kids a few years ago.

Basic logic doesn't always come with big riches

Because fuck you that's why

I never knew such a vehicle existed

Splinters hurt

True sometimes Miata isn't always the answer

Most Jalop car even

You deserve a medal.

It's ricin! THEY FOUND OUT PATRICK!

I nominate Subaru's EJ series engines, starting its rein from 1989. In fact Jalopnik made it Engine of the Day once.

I think people with AARP cards are excited for this.

It's probably the best car Toyota ever made. Probably.