Jemele Hill for WH Press Secretary 2020

Shouldn’t it be El Chapeau?

I know it’s the US Open and not the Australian Open, but the Deadspin staffers should have been required to wear these hats:

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Im just hoping there’s an Under Armour store in it. There ought to be if Julio’s financing the thing!

Also of note: I may keep Better Than Ezra as the Wednesday QUEEFCORE! Selection. Or may save Wednesdays for selections from the Dawson’s Creek soundtrack (which automatically qualifies most bands as Queefcore.)

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It’s a mixed-use retail/office/apartment development.

Julio’s the main investor in a new mixed-use development in my area, so I’m not gonna complain too much about this.

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So basically, OJ leaving prison is a reenactment of the final scene of “American Gangster?”

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Ooh, looks like someone likes peacocking at the gym.

“Planet Deadspin is the worst workout facility ever.”

“It’s the snatch game. (Name of an exercise—no juvenilia please.)“

What the Giants need to bring back is...BOAT CAT! (aka Hunter Pounce)

“Former Vine Star” worse than “Russian Dictator that has occupied neighboring countries and undermined 2016 US elections? I don’t think so.

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