Don’t laugh. This was better than any song Latvia has entered into the Eurovision Song Contest.

“On her way out the door, she broke the world record for conflicts of interest”

That came from the added JJ Reddick DNA

You clone Christian Laettner and you expect him to behave on the court?

QUEEFCORE!

Why you trying to get me on a sexual predator’s list?

More likely, he went home and jerked off with it like Morgan jerked off with Chuckie’s glove in “Good Will Hunting.”

That’s what the kids call jerking off now?

Never say “Good Will Hunting, eh?”

Yeah, well T. Rex was absolutely bigger in the UK than America. The same goes for bands like The Move, which eventually mutated into ELO.

Herb Alpert’s in the Rock Hall for founding A&M Records.

Since August was brought up...

Yet we still treat Michael Jackson like an icon.

If the IOC really wanted to make an anti-doping statement, it would drop cycling altogether. Too bad it’s just as slimey (or even slimier) than FIFA.  

QUEEFCORE!

Close the internet down for the day. The Wookie wins.

TURKISH QUEEFCORE!

If Lane Kiffin had only waited a few hours more before accepting the FAU job...

The same people who think Trump and Putin are just good friends.

I didn’t know Ronaldo played basketball, or wanted to go to college So congrats to Wichita State for letting achieve his life goals.