That just makes their outfits look even worse!

Perkins is obviously missing a opportunity not sponsoring the National Zoo’s tiger exhibit.

Ref: Gee, Randy, it looks like you hit a wall.

The spell-check program keeps changing Lochte’s name to “locate.” No thanks, I could really care less where he is right now.

Rachael Maddow started out her show discussing the history of the California sperm bank that only took donations from Nobel Prize laureates. For a while I was sure that it was going to end up becoming a story on how Ryan Lochte was born.

So I’m guessing Lochte can kiss his sponsorship with QT goodbye, right?

Most. Insane. Face. Tat. Ever.

The women’s swimsuit on the left is amazingly similar to the ones the woman swimmer’s are wearing.

TOO SOON!

New Zealand flag bearers are PIMPS!

British team uniforms inspired by Prince George

You’d think with all the US money stashed in the Cayman Islands they team could afford better unis.

Dangit!

You could remove the first letter of this sentence and it would still be accurate.

Are you Team Valor. Team Instinct, or Team Mystic?

Favorite pre-80'd comic strip? Please explain.

QUEEFCORE!

The Fertitta brothers probably picked a good time to sell the UFC.

“Don’t forget the Crocs!”

The fact that Les Miles is not nominated for this award makes this category invalid.