Tom’s more like a Fancy Goat.

More like a Fancy Goat.

QUEEFCORE!

What’s Latvian for “Linsanity?”

Manziel is the real reason John Kasich wants to bar any more Syrians from entering Ohio.

“Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.”

QUEEFCORE!

Because even Oklahoma fans have some level of decency.

“LauQuan for Piesman.” Cool to see the Piesman Trophy getting some promotion.

SATURDAY NIGHT QUEEFCORE!

You’ve been drinking too much whiskey clear today.

Gawker has that, It’s called Jalopnik.

Goodbye Atlanta Braves. Hello Cobb County Marlins.

Too bad he’s not from Vilnius, so we could use the phrase “LITHUMANIA RUNS WILD!”

There’s a Centauri joke around here somewhere.

I guess Drew Magaury was too busy with his annual takedown of the Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog to mess with this.

QUEEFCORE!

I hope that they serve Tucker Max’s blood in hell.

QUEEFCORE!

Did someone say Midnight Oil?