"Think we should stop and frisk that guy?" /looks at picture of a black guy. "Nah, doesn't match the profile."

אַ דאַנק Orlove!

Rotary engines have three chambers and cloven apex seals. No good Jew would ever go near one.

Yeah, when it's cold out, long rides out of the city would be unpleasant. But for trips within the city, a bike is great any time of the year. I moved out of NY recently, but while I was living there I rode year round - commuting to work, meeting up with friends, eating out, shopping, just general transportation…

I've heard that he only knows two facts about ducks... and they're both wrong.

brb running away from kaiju

If Always Sunny ever loses Charlie Day, they can bring in Raphael and not miss a beat.

It's like... wearing a fedora doesn't MAKE you a douchebag, but a very high number of fedora-wearers are, in fact, douche bags.

You are a racist person, and you should be ashamed. I am a Venezuelan woman of Native American descent who speaks Italian fluently, and I have had no problem attracting men of all nationalities- especially Italian men. So on behalf of all of all my non-racist Italian friends and lovers: Vaffanculo.

...but wow does it up the hipster quotient

I think the vitriol is more aimed at the dudes who _constantly_ wear them with anything and everything, especially things like t-shirts and cargo pants. That being said, the fedora hate has gotten out of hand to the point that I'm even afraid to wear one with a tie and suspenders when I go out dancing.

I read it as "overloads" which has a certain porny sound to it.

I don't like cake. Lemon meringue pie is the only way to go.

Cool.

It gets worse when you look at the executive profiles of the new Infinity Racing team. Principals Mac Larren and Reed Bull will be overseeing the new venture.

Rolls Royce

I love auto-play videos at work.

But it sounds funnier if I make a sweeping generalization! ;)