Fantastische.

Mastah Cylindah!

3 is more common, but you don't see diesel at every filling station.

According to some, you're also decreasing the performance and life of the engine via buildup in the cylinders. Stick with what's appropriate for your level of compression.

Possibly. Look in the owners manual...fuel octane guidelines are based upon engine compression, so assuming your engine is pretty much unmodified you'll do best with whatever Triumph recommends (although I wouldn't be surprised if it were 91+). Putting higher octane in the tank can, according to some, create buildup…

"Little ice"

Yeah, but have you tried it with slurpees?

Whenever I hear the word "masturbatory" I think of a room designated for masturbating, like a conservatory or observatory.

My pedometer always goes bananas when I get near an archdiocese.

Not everyone's dick has the same dimensions as a tall boy

...they always lean forward before the big reveal

OP is also from Florida, in case you couldn't tell

Rock on! I've got a 20 year old beater Nighthawk 750 and there's no better way to get around NY. Maple jeans, Icon El Bajo boots, weather appropriate gloves, and either an Olympia 3-layer mesh/waterproof jacket or a Vanson AR-2 (ghetto-armored, of course) keep me alive.

I hear there's a bay frequented by pirates where you might be able to locate some Top Gear

this made me slightly anti-semitic.

a LOT of people will be listening to this ironically

He doesn't want anyone to know he's a gay fish.

I'd watch that.

The answers are different in 'Straya. "Vee-ite supacahs, ya bloody fuhckin cockteeth."

I love this video. It's kinda soothing in a weird way (could have something to do with me falling asleep to Car Talk as a baby).