It's almost like the music video for American Jesus but in China!

I like the O.N.E. brand guava flavored ones. I hate plain coconut water, it's nasty. It's all a matter of finding which flavor you like.

Goddamn it can we just build the Chargers a new stadium like this?

They're different because they're probably wasting the money to make sure we hear about them on Gizmodo.

I want to warn you guys about V-Moda headphones. I absolutely loved my Vibrato headphones, but I went through 5 pairs of them over the course of about two years because the cord that connects to the remote always manages to disconnect itself or fray. Don't get me wrong, they were the best sounding headphones I've ever…

Scare the shit out of some kids in your neighborhood on Halloween, have the cops called on you then realize Halloween isn't for another 5 months... On second thought, check your calendar before you do that. I'm pretty sure that's legal on Halloween.

And even if someone didn't see a problem with giving a kid that young a gun, why the fuck isn't it locked up??

Pickle meter. A feature every good game needs.

Ok, so by this logic the NRA shouldn't have any say in gun control debates.

Thanks, man! I take it you're a punk fan as well?

I love both, so I figured why not?

I really want to try this but knowing how lazy I am, I either won't or I'll screw something up halfway through and give up. Having only skimmed the instructions, I'm going to say I wish this were simpler.

Mine is NOFXMadGreek. NOFX - because my favorite band is NOFX and it fits well in a clan tag. MadGreek - Well, I'm Greek. My friend is Mexican so he's NOFXMadMexican.

Vote: V-Moda Vibrato

I'll back you on that one. Very "meh" in my opinion. And judging by your name you probably loved Portal 2. I know I did.

Well played, my friend. But the real question is: what could have lived in these red rivers?

I completely disagree with you. I think both Iraq and Afghanistan were huge mistakes, but the shame for that goes to the government. Go ahead and tell me any scenario where you're going to pack up and go to a place half way across the world and (I understand this is a bit generalized) stop extremists who kill innocent…

It all makes sense now...

In no way do I advocate unnecessary acts of war, but you've got it twisted. This doesn't "glorify" acts of war. As the title states, this article is here to show the difference between arcade shooters and the bravery of real men who put their lives on the line. Did you watch the first video? Do you think that watching…

You could throw a bagel up there (No cream cheese or anything fancy, mind you) and it would upstage him.