Reached for comment, McCloughan said he isn’t at the combine because of a death in the family. 

Amusing. Are you not the least bit curious or optimistic that in spite of the Sixers bullshit, Simmons and Embiid could both become generational talents? I mean as a casual NBA fan I’m hopeful but fuck that city. They don’t deserve anything since they cracked the Liberty Bell.

Jameis is still more qualified than Betsy DeVos. And has fewer sexual assault victims than trump.

I’ll be shocked if “You got your sports from ESPN.com” doesn’t end up in a “23 Signs You’re an Aughties Kid” listicle on buzzfeed in 2020.

They replaced them with ombudswomen. Quiet, complacent ombudswomen. 

Zydrunas Ilgauskas played in only 87 games over his first three seasons, and 111 games over his first four seasons, due to recurring navicular bone injuries in his feet (the same injury that kept Embiid out his first two seasons). After that, he averaged 73 games per season over his next ten seasons. So there’s…

You won a World Series and have been to a Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, and NBA Finals in your adult life (maybe late teens for the NBA, depending). You’ve done ok.

Embiid is developing right on schedule. Like many rookies before him, he’s finding his comfort zone right after the all star break.

::waits anxiously::

“My genitals are engorged as well fellow viewer!”

I was really happy when Markieff hit bofa.

I am not excited about it but I fully support your excitement, because we should all get to enjoy the movies we love (or anticipation thereof) regardless of popular sentiment.

I admire your dedication and faith, but it’s been four years and they’ve won 68 games. At what point do they need to have a decent season to confirm your faith? And do they need a title to justify this long period of mostly intentional losing? What if the best you get is a modern version of the mid 90's Hornets? Don’t…

You’re forgetting the Kings are the Kings and there’s no way they handled a trade negotiation well

That a good question, almost as good as “Why did they draft 3 centers in 3 consecutive years?”

My pessimism is based on listening to Magic talk about basketball for the last decade.

True fact: “It’s Morphine Time” was the original tagline for Trainspotting.

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

Spoiler: you’ll never guess the name of Elmer’s mother.