Here is an even bigger spoiler for you....

It sounds more like projecting. If you’re a Chiefs fan, then you’re concerned that you won’t go very deep into the playoffs constantly requiring that “one little thing” to go your way. So rather than vocalize that, you vent at “chiefs haters,” which is probably a staggeringly low percentage of the population. They…

This is more offensive than it is dumb, but only just.

If that one thing is shootingdribblingpassingstealing you might be right.

I love self-defecating humor!

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

What candidate promised to re-examine our slavish devotion to Free Trade? What candidate attacked Washington’s crony relationship to Wall St.?

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

The woman with the face--I have a confident guess. WWI is one of the primary areas of my graduate research. Her face looks very much like a prettied up version of early cosmetic surgery being invented on the back end of the war and through the 1920s. Most often, large chunks of your upper chest skin would be sliced…

What I took away from that scene was the first shot is the first time she’s ever seen a bullet. She doesn’t even know what it is. Steve tackling her after is probably his reaction to the first shot (since he can’t see the bullet travel like she does) and he’s just trying to get her to take cover. After she’s…

Maybe he’ll play a mystic shamanic Native American medicine man magical warrior named something like Redskinus Scalpious Thunder Pants. I’m sure he’ll treat the role with all the cultural sensitivity he learned on The Lone Ranger.

I’ll take false equivalencies for 500 Alex!

It would be great for them to continue to echo themes, as long as they ditch echoing plot. I can accept the argument that TFA had to reassure the audience in the strongest terms that the Star Wars we love is back. That worked for the vast majority of viewers once, but it won’t work again.

Pre-emptively saving us from this story tomorrow night:

PRO TIP: Next time your glasses break, use a Siemen’s R2020-1 Industrial Welder with a Type 2-B Compression Arc addon to put it back together!

Because EVERYTHING is a fucking hack now.

If it requires the purchasing of an extremely expensive machine with a very narrow range of uses in day to day life, in what way exactly is this a lifehack?

Maybe it was just me, but Scott’s ‘does anyone have any orange slices’ line at the end of the fight was possibly one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Probably because orange slices are the mainstay snack of all my kids’ various team sports activities.... but I almost died laughing.