I use the mendoza diagonal from How I Met Your Mother. A joke is allowed to be __ offensive it is equally or more funny. Jokes that aren’t are just “shock” humor and thats when you become offensive. But no topic is truly TOTALLY off limits if you think of something really funny or creative

Ok, I’ll give you that, but Trump got fewer votes than romney got in 2012 in his loss. Lets not act like Trump created this massive movement. Not nearly as many people voted, and the DNC hold some of the blame there for pushing an awful candidate down our throats

I say hella every once in a while strictly bc of that episode. I’m on the east coast so thats the only way I know it

holy shit, are you serious?

His knee got mangled in the Nat Champ vs Ohio State and while he was a decent pro, he was never close to as good as he was in college

I read his book, and while his writing follows the same formula, I like him a lot. I like the personal connection and it relating to fantasy, as well as the fact that he genuinely seems like a down-to-Earth normal guy. And although it sounds stupid, as I have felt like I have gotten to “know him” from reading about…

That’s why he said Thanksgiving and Christmas...times when you would see your sister-in-law

Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin

How does "horseshit" not make it, but "bugger," "bollucks" and "arse" do? There were way to many Brits on this selection committee. Also, "douchebag" as an 8 seed? it's a 3 seed at worst!

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The Red Sox have agreed to trade the remaining Beer and Chicken to the White Sox for a player to be named later, so Kevin Youkilis can keep them to himself like he wanted all along.