I agree with you on the majority of those Chevy retro paint jobs. However, I think a local dealership here did a pretty good job with theirs.

Ha Ha. Sorry, my bad.

I think it needs to have that last bit beside the headlights filled in.
Something like this:

Star for “no barbers with talent.” I literally laughed out loud.

NEWS

Absolutely no one saw this coming.

Sketchy company, legal battles, etc. were just coincidences.

I heavily DISLIKE every “leaked” image, every obviously fake video, and every supposed artist rendering of this car. I like Corvettes in general, and have nothing against the change to mid-engine, but the design is awful “to me”. I keep hoping GM has been cat fishing us all with the designs we’ve been exposed to and…

Have a great day!

Would you like a shovel to make it easier to dig the hole you’re in?

It’s amazing how you think I didn’t detect your initial sarcasm, and yet you don’t seem to realize that I haven’t made a serious comment this entire time. 

Holy crap. Please let me out of this message chain. Oh look, a door!

Not according to Stormy Daniels

Excuse me for calling the Traverse what Chevy calls it. #NotaMinivan I’ll never do that again. Phew! Close one.

I think we should compare vehicles with equal counterparts. This has more in common with a Tahoe or Suburban, than any brand of minivan.

Next on Jalopnik, we’ll explore how a regular cab pickup and a corvette are essentially the same vehicle. And Go.

The Traverse isn’t a minivan, is it? If it isn’t, why compare it to one?

I’m going guess Global Warming.

s/

To each their own, but I can’t believe anyone would be a fan of the Chevy Traverse. As far as I’m concerned the exterior design has no redeeming qualities. It’s not bold enough to be interesting, and it’s not stylish enough to be refined. 

I agree. It’s a sign of the times.

/s

Um... that was the joke.

I heard recently that they may be filming a sequel to Top Gun. If that’s the case and this is related - I hope Goose is okay.