So you’re saying it’s good enough for 1998. I’m out.

Yes it is. Individual ropes are jerks.
I’ve heard multiple ropes are known to be more friendly though.

What do you mean I “Can’t Just Strap Shit To Your Roof With One Rope”?

I’ll admit the new Wrangler is probably better from top-to-bottom, but there are so many things I don’t like about the design (hideous bumpers, ugly front fender vents, weird rollcage tubing, incomplete beltline ridge), I would configure mine as a 2017 model.
I do like the new grill though.

It sure looks like the same place!

I’ll take “Things I never thought I’d say about a Camry” for $200 Alex.

Oh I can see it now...

I heard the real reason the tent had to go was it punched one of the shows producers.

$4000.00 leaves me with just enough cash to buy a sawzall, so I can cut all that hideous crap off!

“the regularly mowed lawn is a recent invention”
Heaven forbid we evolve as consumers... excuse me while I go hand pump some water from my well, kill a chicken for supper and fix the door on the outhouse.

I did enjoy the article though.
 

“FIELDS isn’t just a car guy with a classic car—he’s refreshingly aggressive, infamously saying ....”
Typo? Wasn’t this Farley?

Regards.

I do like these cars, but...

I think you mean birch?

I believe this to be the best photo ever taken of a Yugo... it was at night.

I can see it now.

Right. WWE Wrestlers wear speedos with Skittles in them. #SteroidsAreBad

I would normally lean towards C/P due to the unique hurdles this type of project will have to overcome, but since I’m sitting at work a few miles from where this car was manufactured I’m going to throw reason out the window and go with Nice Price.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Mustang wipe-outs are not bigger in Texas.

Sarcasm is used so frequently by Jalopnik writers I’m starting to have difficulty telling when they are serious. That thing is u-g-l-y.