NAOT4R

5/22/19

I think it would’ve been more of a *puts sunglasses on* face..off.

5/14/19

While not traditional fantasy (more Time Travel Comedy of Manners), I always feel compelled to recommend Connie Willis’ “To Say Nothing of the Dog”. It’s my favorite book of all time, yes, above Lord of the Rings.

5/6/19

Superhero flick? About nothing but therapy? Starring Samuel L Jackson? Bra, that's already a thing, it's called Glass.

5/1/19

I dare anyone to use Hulu’s interface on a Roku and not start begging for the penis bees instead.

4/29/19

Obviously the correct thing to do would have been to calmly explain why her emotional response to the scene was invalid.

4/16/19

Upon reflection, I agree with your issues and would likely have given a similar grade if I was tasked with writing a review but it’s interesting how little I cared about any of this in the moment. The music was fantastic, it looked absolutely sumptuous, and Donald Glover was such a charismatic performer that I really…

4/15/19

Context does matter, but you are picking and choosing what context matters to you. As it stands, white people wearing dark makeup to appear black is the continuation of a practice tied to the mocking of black people, and often enslaved Africans, in the US. That’s the context for this. More context for this, which a…

4/14/19

4/14/19

We have more jaguars than leopards, but of course Florida jaguars are slow and ineffectual when they are faced with a determined opponent.

4/4/19

It’s important to get it right. I don’t shoot guns or train in tactical engagement, but I do work in IT. When I watch an actor use a computer in a way that computers cannot be used, it’s like a big bright spotlight and I can’t unsee it. I imagine it is a similar feeling when real international assassins watch actors…

4/2/19

I know that this is a controversial opinion, but I don’t see the need for a remake of Akira.

3/25/19

I’m sorry the person you were when you were younger embarrasses you so much now, but that does not make this album bad, it makes your perspective shallow.

3/20/19

3/6/19

Oh goddammit. I came close to meeting Trebek on two separate occasions: I was a state Geography Bee champion in the ‘90s but bombed out in the first round at nationals; and I got to an in-person Jeopardy audition two years ago but had walking pneumonia (in Los Angeles in July!) and didn’t make the cut.

3/5/19

Daddy, my boyfriend was supposed to come over two hours ago, but he never showed up.

Oh yeah? That’s too bad honey. Maybe he had an accident. (Walt winks at camera, Light gleams off teeth)

2/22/19

My life has forever been and will forever be free of Young Sheldon because I have made the choice not to watch it.

2/18/19