God, this picture/article has spawned some of the brightest, funniest commentary I've seen on Kotaku in AGES.

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They didn't have cyanide pills in their time.

So you're playing games for fun?

Without reading, I clicked the link thinking it was concept art for an Eva live action movie.

Well, one person's nightmare fuel is another person's scientific curiosity.

It was just a buggy, unfinished mess that had no narrative payoff either.

Sounds like you guys could solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in five minutes flat! Knock yourselves out.

See Her and get totally blown away. (*Pause*) Then you see what their Gandalf The White looks like O.o

The KKK have a hotline? For what?

And I love it.

And get an achievement for that.

What if that "Cosmic Cube" is a joke, where Abstergo doesn't have a texture for that object in the Animus?

Can we all agree Assassin's Creed is no longer a 'stealth' game? I love the series, but I don't think it can qualify anymore (although the Multi-player is still amazing as long as you don't have many 'runners').

and you'll probably will be able to kill it with one counter attack, or a QTE.

What?? Am I missing a road here or is the resident a bad ass and parachutes in when he/she comes home?

Better than some of the 4th of July shows I saw.

@3:19 one of the gas tanks says "Fuck this, I don't have all day." and takes off.

Lol, even the cop is like NOPE.