And then this happened:

Sometimes, in the middle of battle, you shit your pants.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

It still applies. Best Friend was bitten by a weaboo. We had to put him down before he turned. His last words were “tell my waifu I love her”. He Never married. He was so out of it, it was an act of mercy. Worst TGS ever.

Personally, I’m a fan of Garfield Minus Garfield.

Final countdown you say?

Originally read this as Weeaboo...

With CAD you’d also have to remove the art.

I think it’d be better if they developed a Sealab 2021 game. I’ve created a new genre, it’s called “survival comedy”. You gotta survive the random antics of your annoying crew mates until you can be rescued.

What if I told you the secret to making your very own Penny Arcade comic could be yours, today! Just follow this simple template:

baiting clicks with hella sultry bigfoot photos, huh kotaku? im down

It’s SOUL TRAIN, Mortal Kombat Edition, with your host Shang Tsung

Goldie, bless her heart, even tried to show me what it meant to be human

this dude looks really excited.

Beards make everything better, even knowing you are already dead.

I demand an N64 port of this game, Activision!

Alpha Protocol *IS* a good game. Its a good game that got cut short because of various reasons.
But the core concepts under the hood are great.
I really enjoyed it the first time around and never understood all the negativity surrounding it.

While I know that trolls exist and I agree they certainly junk the place up, I have to say that I can understand some of the nerd rage to an extent (let me reiterate: TO AN EXTENT).

Well. After they were done doing them then. Sigmund Freud did his best stuff after coming down from cocaine. (And haven't you ever heard of a joke?)

Its like modern business, they just want the profits to go up and up and up!
And when they go down? Well then you just start firing people untill the profit margin is positive again!