this is such a weird intersection of my two passions: video games and bad fast and furious 1 quotes

I don’t know if I’m “agreeable” enough to snag a sugar daddy. Wait, I do know. I’m not.

You shut your whore mouth.

The Souls wikis are not as deep as people think. 90% of the content on the wikis are strategies for bosses and walkthroughs. Very little of it is actual lore discussion and theorising, which is a shame since that’s what I love most about the souls games.

I never thought I’d ever say these words, but I’m actually interested in reading an Archie comic.

“When a popular online game is shutdown, one boy refuses to log off—and then finds himself transformed into a powerful skeleton wizard as the game world becomes real.”

As a gay man, I... don’t really see a problem with this so long as it’s put into context. Out of context, I can understand the outrage. In context, I understand the scene for what it is.

Simple, Blue Eyes White Dragon obviously.

It’s just good ol’ Cthulhu dealing with constipation again.

You didn’t murder Simon? You’re the spouse! IT’S ALWAYS THE SPOUSE!! Passionate, murder, murder-passion!

So you get special powers for being gay? Seems legit.

Alternate last panel :

“Won’t feel ashamed” is a pretty odd choice of words for something nobody will wear outside their homes.

I’m not even going to comment here, because there is nothing for me to say.

The directors behind it are from Radiant Historia and SMT Strange Journey. It is in good hands.

Implying it was fun before.