I'd prefer one that tilts over one that folds:

So, what's with the three different supes costumes? (Black/grey, all red, and the already seen blue/red)

Gothel from Tangled? Not a monster per-se, but sure acted like one in the film. Was it just me, or was she hot somehow? (They really need to make a "mature" version of that one...)

You "expectorated wildly"? *That* must have been a mess to clean up...

But, more importantly, why does Bombur look like Obelix? (with encroaching male-pattern baldness...)

Wait, so goblins are Caucasian?

Mark Hamill could be the next William Shatner!

So, what's wrong with busty-cleavage-in-pearls-bending-0ver-laptop lady? Made me think "motorboat"...

And firearms... seriously? only swords and crossbows from now on? That ol' reliable 9mm don't need no electrons to make it kill.