Well that explains this...

For all of my fellow American readers, here's where Uruguay is on a map

Reminds me of:

Revenge is a dish best served hot.

Yeah. ^_^

That was damn amazing! The guy came out of the car before the jacking even started.

Because you're a kid bashing his action figures together with an active imagination.

Tell me it can come with a stick, then they can

Uhh, I kinda feel like this goes without saying, but aren't small children the most likely victims of kidnapping, and the most likely to become accidentally trapped in a car trunk?

when they get the phone, there's guys nearby waiting for immediate pickup. those guys are the ones selling at exorbitant prices to people in China. the old people waiting in line are just making a tiny bit of money because they have nothing else to do.

To back up ADabOfOppo and west-coaster, we all know which one is the fastest:

Duh! We all know Herbie is the fastest Beetle ever.

Ahem.

WTF IS THAT? GAAAAH

How about a Quiff, Dun dun dun