Hence..."Not Gohan."

"King does not clone other peoples' games."

Evil never dies, just gets rebranded.

Kings.com sounds more and more like the new Zynga each day.

Fixed*

Whether she looks much different then kirks shot, I don't know.

Speaking of Xenogears... man, I wish the Xenosaga series had an HD remake.

Speaking of Xenogears, any chance of a Xenosaga HD Collection?

As far as LotR go, it's because the eagles are just as susceptible to the power of the ring as anyone else. They aren't simply giant birds in Tolkien's universe.

There is actually a completely valid answer to why he doesn't call the eagles all the time, relating to him essentially calling in a favor to have them help. Also, in the LotR trilogy, the eagles would probably been overwhelmed by the Nazgul had they simply flown Frodo into Mordor right off the bat. That said, as…

Asked and answered, counselor. The question of why the eagles aren't called in to fix every problem has been brought up a thousand times, called "idiotic" a thousand and one, and answered definitely each and every time. If you can't be assed to Google it yourself, it basically boils down to "because Gwaihir…

"In the original novel, the Eagles agree to help Gandalf as a favor, in return for him having saved the life of their chief before the events of the story. However, they were afraid of the men of the Vales of Anduin, who shot arrows at the Eagles (including the chief whom Gandalf saved) to keep them from stealing…

My favorite katana fail is still that time a dude accidentally stabbed himself in an infomercial:

"Everything."

I think this might've been censored. I came for the porn.

It required zero cocaine.

I hope so. Though I would prefer a 3M vinyl wrap over the entire car with this picture.

With the unveiling of the 2015 Chevrolet Corvette Z06, General Motors has done something magical. And that something magical is a loud, yellow, at least 625 horsepower middle finger to every other performance car on the market. USA. USA.