“I think we should call it.” — Text message ending a 9-month relationship. Like it was a sports game. To be fair, I had wanted out for a while and had been waiting for her to end it cause it was considerably less messy that way.

When I arrived at my seat, there was a gentleman sitting in it. After confirming that we both had that seat, the airline offered him a seat in first class, since he was the first to get to the seat. He was traveling with someone and declined because he didn't want to split up. I got the first class seat on a 9-hour…

Not that long ago, I was explaining to a younger friend just how different it was back then. Like, you couldn’t have an openly gay character on TV. It was a HUGE deal. So, for Ellen to come out like she did, it created quite a shitstorm. However, it was truly groundbreaking and it paved the way for everyone else.

How do you pronounce your username?

This is awesome and I love it. So much win here. Just curious, did you wind up being into BDSM? :D

Awwwww, I’m sorry to hear that you went through that. :(

Totally. I had the micropenis surprise once. Inside, I was kind of like ‘whoa’ and a bit disappointed (I always feel guilty for admitting this, but I am a size queen). I thought it would be heartless and cruel to stop there at the moment of reveal. I mean, the guy was probably fairly insecure about it to begin with,…

I have always been an avid reader and I read books ahead of when you’d think a kid should (Stephen King at age 10, for example). So, when I was given a ‘How Babies Are Made’ book when I was 7, I was totally understanding of the content as presented.

Yep. Veganism is very privileged and I never hear vegans talk about this aspect, so I’m not sure if it’s something of which they’re aware.

Yep. Anyone who says vegans aren’t annoying has never worked in a restaurant. I am of the live-and-let-live school of life and if that’s what you want to do, more power to you.

That’s not how read receipts work on iOS.. Each person decides whether they want their texts to be shown as read or not (or, they don’t know any better and leave it on by default). So, it’s up to the sender to decide whether they’re visible, not the recepient. Therefore, either Ireland has chosen for people to know…

This is just how I roll. If the breakup was amicable, it’s one thing, but the most unredeemable relationships get erased from social media soon after the breakup. For one, I don’t want to be reminded of a shitty situation when I’m having a good day where I wasn’t at all thinking of the person; mutual friends, tags,…

Psssst — you can totally strop your disposable razor blades using jeans.

Um, no. Barber shops cut short hair. Why does it matter whose head the hair belongs to?

Some of us don’t have ladies’ haircuts. I'm not paying salon prices just to get the short parts of my hair buzzed.

TIL: The only thing dorkier than a Segway is people who lose control of a Segway and fall off.

Seriously beautiful.

I could never do it myself, but I’m okay with legal, ETHICAL hunting. This was neither of these things and fuck this guy so much. I studied wildlife biology and the reverbation of what he’s done is depressing. Leave his wife and kids out of it, but again, fuck him. Have at ‘im, Internet.

Bet you anything he’s planning on making a rug.

Well, yes. Cause I have thought about diaphragms, but the truth is, I couldn't reach my cervix with my fingers if my life depended on it. :/