Siamese sound like they're gargling while trying to summon Kthulu.

Oh man, by "crying" cats I assumed you meant actual sobbing kitties with big tears rolling out of their eyes.

Because if you see a cat doing that shit on New Years Day, don't avoid it. Run towards it and take as many pics as possible then show them to an unbiased 3rd party to find out whether or not you are tripping…

I guess his lack of knowledge extends to headgear: "You know nothing about hats, Jon Snow."

I just want to chime in on the GT kid here and thank goodness our moms never told us our scores front — the burden of expectation from a number can be too great for a kid to bear.

We(eeeeee!) are
Never
Ever
Ever
Getting warmer weather.